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Murphy's
Law of Martial Arts
Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial
arts:
- The wimp
who made it through the first rounds of sparring on luck
alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up
against him.
- The referee will always be looking
the other way when you score.
- You will have trouble with the
ties on your dobok trousers when members of the opposite
sex are looking at you.
- The day you leave work early to
make it to class on time, the instructor will be sick.
- The instructor will only use you
during demonstrations as the baddy so that he/she can
consistantly throw you to the ground and punch or kick
you senseless
- If you have to use your training
in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
- After a flawless demonstration,
you will trip on your way back to your place in line.
- After years of training without
a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night
before your black belt exam.
- In an otherwise vacant changing
room, the only other person will have the locker right
next to yours.
- No matter how many times you take
care of it before your grading exam, you will invariably
have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
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